Location: Bottega Louie, DTLA
Crime: Who drinks while in gym clothes?? Apparently, I do
I never made it to the gym
Location: Equinox Locker Room
Crime: Lock the key in the locker.
Had to call front desk to get the giant wrench to break it off.
Location: World Wide Web
Crime: Hating. Being a hater. Who has time to talk shit to people on twitter? Lol must have had a rough childhood.
Blocked and moving on!
Location: Fairfax & Santa Monica Blvd.
Crime: Cloth-less overweight man riding a bicycle.
Location: Cerritos College Political Science class
Crime: Who brings a guitar to play in class!!??
Location: Los Angeles, ANYWHERE!
Crime: Parking in the yellow loading zone.
Be smart and utilize the perks of Los Angeles street parking.
In case you didn’t know, yellow loading zones are OKAY to park in on Sundays (all day)and 6:00pm – 7:00am Monday-Saturday.
Location: El Taurino
Crime: $.40 for two limes and $.69 got a teeny tiny cup of salsa verde.
I really need to start going to King Taco cause ET is fucking cheapskates!
Crime: Look at her plate, oh that’s why. Look at her body.
We really need to control the increasing obesity in this country. That is all.
I parked my car on the street to a bum waiting for me. He got close to my window and was saying something, begging for money probably.
I took my phone out to take a close shot of him and he flipped me off while walking away.
FUCK YOU! You’re the one that’s scaring people!
Location : Lobby bathroom or Electus office
Ummmm of course! Who would be disgusting enough to bring food and drinks in the bathroom stall to eat?
Location: Chynna Parking Structure
Crime: Do you NOT see the yellow road blocks???!!?
Location: Bofa parking lot in KTOWN
Crime: Playing soccer at 10pm on asphalt???
What: My Hermes bracelet fell apart
How: I was putting it on. I must be super strong.
Very disappointed in the quality of the product.
He tried to run a yellow turning red!
This driver got some balls!
Now he’s stuck. Wish a cop was around to ticket him! (As I’m using my phone to blog while driving )
Don’t the kids have school tomorrow??? It was 1am! What a bad father!
Location: Radio TV class at Cerritos College.
Crime: Asleep in class, I don’t think I can ever have the balls to do that!
Crime: how do you not make sure that your underoos are sticking out of your pants when you’re sitting down????
How not to be a lady.
Location: King Taco on Washington and San Pedro.
Crime: I was next in line to get my food made. He swoops in and tells the employee that he wants his order togo (I’m assuming cause he said here when the cashier asked). He tells the employee his number and it’s 387, I was 385! They ended up making his order next! I was pissed!
I was putting the toilet seat cover on the seat, bent over and my sunglass that was tucked on the front of my shirt fell in.
Thank god it was that and not my phone. Must wash with soap and water! I’m so grossed out though!
Location: Forever 21
Crime: Ripped pleather pants
I was on a hunt for my outfit for Friday and I decided I wanted to spend as little as possible, so I went to F21.
I tried on a pair of pleather pants and it was already ripped!
For a second I thought I did it, but I didn’t hear a rip, and it wouldn’t have been that easy since there is a lining in it as well.
But who knows, maybe I did?
I went and got another pair in the same size and tried it on carefully, it didn’t rip this time.