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Snooki vs. Violet Kim: ancers

Image: MTV; Courtesy of KTown

It was the shot heard ’round the world. With her bright orange tan and
infamous pouf—aka “The Snookit”—Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi won the hearts of many when she was sucker-punched by a Queens gym teacher. In addition to popularizing Bumpits, the diminutive Snooki, who is all of 4-foot-9, is a true Guidette patriot, exchanging a flurry of Twitter messages with Sen. John McCain overObama’s tanning tax. Short in stature at 5-foot-3 and sporting long, dark extensions, Violet Kim is the Asian heir apparent to Snooki. Look for her to be dancing on bars and stirring up some drama. It’s not yet known if she has a food fetish like thepickle-obsessed Snooki, but let’s just pray she avoids any and all angry gym teachers.

First of all, I don’t have extensions. If you know asians, we don’t need extensions.

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