So I had dinner with my two guy friends, Gordo & Fregas with their friend H last Thursday.
During dinner, a gift was given to H from the two. He was a bit shy about opening it since the card (was read out loud) insinuated that the gift be a bit risqué.
It was a few pair of boxer briefs…
My biggest pet peeve is when I see a man (in public especially, but in private as well) adjust their groin. I can’t imagine why the male species must put their hands in their private area when there are people around. Do you think I scratch my pubic area when my hair is growing back after I shave? Do I scratch my nipples when their itchy in public? No, I don’t think so… I would never. I have manners.
So the style of boxer that was gifted is a special one. Apparently, a guy invented boxer briefs with mesh panels that would separate the ballsacks from the thigh. Not that I know any better but Gordo swears it’s the best because he was gifted this boxer and finds it to be life changing.
I know I’m super observant, always so this behavior from men always catches my eye when I’m EVERYWHERE. I saw it at Disneyland, museums, church, airplane, seriously, EVERYWHERE. It fucking bothers me so much. So much I want to punch their face and kick their groin to make them stop. I find that mostly white men do it. He’s going to kill me for sharing this but Bear did it. Operative word, did. I made sure he fucking stopped it the first time I saw it. I still catch him here and there and boy do I fucking give it to him. Most of his KS friends do it too. I just don’t get it. I almost want to gift every guy I know this boxer. I know one Asian that does it but it’s because he’s been the blacker sheep of the family and he’s a bit peculiar. It’s almost expected.
Men, please refrain from having your hand go near your fucking package at all times. It’s disgusting.
Women, please start gifting this to every man you know.
Now, I don’t know if this is a sure bet but it’s better to try it out. I just bought a pair for Bear so we shall see.
Men’s Saxx ‘Vibe’ Stretch Boxer Briefs